My name is Emily and this blog is messier than my hair when i wake up in the morning.
  • ohioisonfiire:

    I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

    (via newzealandvevo)

  • furything:

    can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

    (via newzealandvevo)

  • pemsylvania:

    welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

    (Source: pemsylvania, via changeoverchance)

  • eyeforireland:

    I love how Dublin is an old yet young city.

    (via pot---atoes)

    • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
    • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
    • Actual College Professor: lol same.
  • pomeray:

    my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

    (via naur-u)

  • cybercum:

    *hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

    (via naur-u)

  • why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

    (Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via stabs)

  • unbeliefs:

    me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

    (via stabs)